(17 quotes found)
“The modern child, when asked what he learned today, replies, "Nothing, but I gained some meaningful insights."”
William E Bill Vaughan
“Occasionally we sigh for an earlier day when we could just look at the stars without worrying whether they were theirs or ours.”
“A statesman is any politician it's considered safe to name a school after.”
“Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as good as they used to be.”
“This is a high-level group, which is probably why I know so few of you.”
“Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law.”
“If sports are supposed to be good for you, how come athletes are over the hill at 31?”
