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“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”
Audrey Hepburn
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
Victor Hugo
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
Lucille Ball
“It takes a long time to grow young.”
Pablo Picasso
“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday”
Paris Hilton
“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”
Abraham Lincoln
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Erma Bombeck
“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
Stephen Wright
“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
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