(110 quotes found)
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”
Jean Kerr
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing”
Kin Hubbard
“It's indescribable. You hold this newborn, and you realize you've got responsibilities like you've never had before.”
Tom Cruise
“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.”
Elizabeth Stone
“A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.”
Frank A. Clark
“I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace.”
Edward Lear
“If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.”
Princess Diana
“The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.”
Dave Barry
“[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps.”
Barbara Lazear Ascher