“If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- I've got to have them.”
Ken Dodd
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.”
Colin Raye
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
Ethel Barrymore
“The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed”
Chamfort
“He is not laughed at that laughs at himself first”
Thomas Fuller
“This is not a laughing matter. It's serious and we follow up on it very hard. Even when there turns out to be no threat, it is an inconvenience for obviously everybody. As a result, we are pursuing legal action.”
Doug Bengtson