“I thought it would be a good idea to go into Politics, maybe I am a little old... but you know... I'd love to be Chancellor of the Exchequer - That way I'll be united with my money!”
Ken Dodd
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
Mark Twain
“The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet”
“Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.”
Winston Churchill
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman
“You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.”
Groucho Marx
