“Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
Nora Ephron
“Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.”
Oscar Wilde
“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.”
“Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.”
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
Henry Louis Mencken
“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once”
Phyllis Diller
“The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.”
Finley Peter Dunne