“That's a problem on the east side and the west side. I think maybe several years ago there was an idea that College Station wouldn't grow beyond Carter Creek, so there haven't been many thoroughfares planned.”
Ken Fogle
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West
“I think former Councilman Barrera has strong penetration in the West Side precincts of that district. He doesn't come in as a typical challenger. He comes in with a base of his own.”
Andy Hernandez
“Making it more expensive on the west side just exacerbates the problem.”
Frank Moro
“It is wrong to think that misfortunes come from the east or from the west; they originate within one's own mind. Therefore, it is foolish to guard against misfortunes from the external world and leave the inner mind uncontrolled.”
Buddha
“Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.”
“In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.”
Conan O'Brien