“We all have televisions. They are relatively inexpensive. We all have microwave ovens. Why do we need to go out?”
Norman Chad
“I have a phobia of anything that doesn't die in the microwave after five seconds.”
Shannon Hoon
“I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.”
Steven Wright
“It's just three minutes in the microwave, it's hand held, it works with a busy lifestyle,”
Scott Adams
“They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.”
Shaquille O'Neal
“Why would anyone want to do online banking on their microwave?”
Bill Wright
“It was the best of all the small sized microwave ovens we tested. It's under one cu. ft. capacity. It cooked food evenly and popcorn came out perfectly.”
Marjorie Cubisino
