“I've got a group who can't play music, one bad comedian plus boyfriend, a nervous breakdown calling himself a magician, two coachloads of 70-year-old religious maniacs looking for a fight and a fancy-dress contest that nobody knew about.”
Alan Bleasdale
“I play a girl named Jordie in bed with my ex-boyfriend. We both have new partners, and the conversation is just like 'What am I doing here?' and why the relationship never worked out.”
Emmanuelle Chriqui
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Mae West
“I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.”
Alyson Hannigan
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.”
Erma Bombeck
“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
Alicia Silverstone
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
