“My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.”
Mal Pancoast
“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”
C.S. Lewis
“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
Cesare Pavese
“The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.”
Charles Farrar Browne
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't”
Victor Borge
“I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.”
Charles Bukowski
