“My favorite is the one with the train, the California roll and the cucumber roll.”
Madeline Dolinsky
“Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.”
Mitch Hedberg
“A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing”
Samuel Johnson
“Cucumbers are like virgins, they do not keep long”
Dutch Proverb
“You can start planting tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers.”
Stuart Gauthier
“Dr. Deaton was cool as a cucumber. He was calm, and I was very reassured by it.”
Jan Shope
“Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake...Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.”
Alessio Vinci
