“Strong women leave big hickies”
Madonna
“Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...”
John T Walsh
“That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects.”
John Fowles
“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
Henry Kissinger
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
Sex and the City
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey