“If it makes Tom Cruise happy, I don't care if he prays to turtles, ... And I don't think anybody else should.”
Madonna
“I figured out why I'm not getting seriously rich. I write newspaper columns. Nobody ever makes newspaper columns into Major Motion Pictures starring Tom Cruise. The best you can hope for, with a newspaper column, is that people will like it enough to attach it to their refrigerators with magnets shaped like fruit.”
Dave Barry
“Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?”
Tom Cruise
“This first one is a turtle. He is 6 years old. He thinks you are scary. ... So we have to make sure we don't scare him.”
David Nieves
“I think there is some value in people raising little turtles if it gets them interested in reptiles. But we don't need them raising red-eared turtles if they are subsequently released in nature.”
Dale Jackson
“That was nice for Matt (Hall) and Turtle Bay to think of me and let me play in my first year as a senior.”
David Ishii
“That's a good idea! Now, what do you think I should get for my turtle friend here, Denver?”
Ed Evans
