“Money doesn't talk, it swears.”
Bob Dylan
“Paying the extra for gas in my 67 Camaro is a lot cheaper than paying for a prostitute every day...and it pretty much gets you the same thing”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“There’s a direct correlation between credit score and how you score.”
Peter Padilla
“You don't need to work anymore to make money,It is legal to steal now a days as long as your incorporate”
Kenneth waters Jr
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
