“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”
Mae West
“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
Oscar Wilde
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
Voltaire
“Woman was God's second mistake.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
“We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip, may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.”
Mark Twain
“We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.”
George Bernard Shaw