“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Mae West
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
