“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
Mae West
“Timothy was so learned he could name a horse in 9 languages, and bought a cow to ride on.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
Oscar Wilde
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
“What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.”
“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling; the comic story and the witty story upon the matter.”
Mark Twain
“I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.”
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