“I've been in more laps than a napkin.”
Mae West
“I've been on more men's laps than a napkin.”
“She's been on more laps than a napkin”
Walter Winchell
“To anybody else, it is just a napkin to wash your mouth with.”
Carolyn Braithwaite
“You know you're fat when you use a piece of a bread as a napkin.”
Robert Kelly
“To say he was a guy who was always drawing up stuff on cocktail napkins, that would be a little bit of [an embellishment], and he doesn't need that to validate what he's doing. He's a very bright guy, one of those guys who has to know what everybody is doing on a play, and why they're doing it. He sees the whole picture.”
Rod Dowhower
“Cesar Romero would attend the opening of a napkin.”
Jim Backus
