“Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.”
Mae West
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“What does it take to live like a Kennedy”
Kenneth waters Jr
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
