“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”
Sophia Loren
