“Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.”
Mae West
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie
