“It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.”
Mae West
“Hard to have to, easy to want to. - Grimesy”
Richard 'Grimesy' Grimes
“One should never know too precisely whom one has married”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
Cesare Pavese
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein
“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?”
Carrie P. Snow
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
Rodney Dangerfield
