“The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.”
Mae West
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
Joseph Conrad
“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”
Sex and the City
“A woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal on a murder charge. If she happens to be a blonde her chances rise about 45 percent.”
John McGeorge
“It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry”
Henry Louis Mencken
“Outward beauty is not enough; to be attractive a woman must use words, wit, playfulness, sweet-talk, and laughter to transcend the gifts of Nature”
Petronius
“The best happiness a woman can boast is that of being most carefully deceived”
George James
