“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Mae West
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.”
Erma Bombeck
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”
Rita Rudner
“I was without a boyfriend for along time. I wouldn't settle for going out on a date just for the sake of going out. I was perfectly content. I'd rather have that than a string of non-meaningful relationships.”
Christine McVie
“There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding. He would have to understand that often I will be travelling and playing.”
Anna Kournikova
“Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two week's notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have”
Bob Ettinger
