“Sharon can expect a warm welcome [when he comes to New York], not only in the UN General Assembly. The Jewish leaders are also preparing a giant show of support for him.”
Abraham Foxman
“I am a NEW YORKER which means i work full time and live my life part time”
Kenneth waters Jr
“New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.”
Emo Philips
“That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas.”
Ricky Williams
“I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street - just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket.”
Madonna
“Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.”
Douglas Adams