“I've seen him many times on television. I don't think I could hit him.”
Kenji Johjima
“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobal
“I want to use television not only to entertain, but to help people lead better lives.”
Oprah Winfrey
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
Woody Allen
“Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.”
Dan Castellaneta
