“I was hopeful to be here. I was counting on my fingers what four months was, and my doctor told me that would be really pushing it.”
Brad Faxon
“The doctor told me he thinks it's a bad back spasm and hopefully he'll be OK. He doesn't think it's anything serious that will keep him out for a long time.”
Les Alexander
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
Walter Matthau
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis
“If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster.”
Isaac Asimov
“God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees”
Benjamin Franklin
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
Henry Youngman
