“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”
Kinky Friedman
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry
“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
Dan Castellaneta
“I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap”
Rudyard Wheatley
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
Greek proverb
“I work until beer o'clock.”
Stephen King
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