“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”
Kinky Friedman
“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs”
Dwight David Eisenhower
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
Plato
“Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein”
Anonymous Toast
“I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.”
Johnny Depp
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry
