“Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign, ... I think we've got a real, real shot.”
Kinky Friedman
“When i die i would rather be remembered for my accomplishments not my personality”
Kenneth waters Jr
“Envy, curiosity, and loving are ingredients of only part of a woman. Women are made up of billions of personality chips.”
flower rose
“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself”
Salvador Dalí
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
Mark Twain
“I think it's a clear message that we're not joking around.”
Algis Shalna
“I think the joke lasted about an hour. I remember that I hung up and called back. I hung up and I called back and kept saying some other stuff. I was just saying a lot, the first things that popped in my head.”
Charde Houston
