“He's reputed to be a top international player, and from what I've heard in college circles he's a player who is loaded with potential. Generally, you find that international players are more fundamentally skilled than players over here, and from what I understand he's a typical international player in that regard.”
Bob Gibbons
“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
Tom Petty
“Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!”
Louisa May Alcott
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
Frank Zappa
“Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.”
Elbert Hubbard
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Mark Twain
“Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.”
P. J. O'Rourke
