“The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury”
Marcus Aurelius
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”
Confucius
“I think that they should call a cheese grater by its real name...a sponge ruiner.”
Mitch Hedberg
“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
George Carlin
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
“What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's a way to open shit...”
“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election”
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