“Canada was built on dead beavers.”
Margaret Atwood
“Canada appears content to become a second-tier socialistic country, boasting ever more loudly about its economy and social services to mask its second-rate status.”
Stephen Harper
“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"”
Stephen Wright
“America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!”
Dan Castellaneta
“I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”
Jon Stewart
“In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.”
Irving Layton
“I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.”
Brendan Behan
