“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
Mark Twain
“I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.”
Lord Byron
“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.”
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
William Shakespeare
“If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go”
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
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