“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language”
Mark Twain
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
Larry Kersten
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Scott Adams
