“The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them”
Mark Twain
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was, that they escaped teething”
“One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.”
Jane Austen
“A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.”
Cyrano De Bergerac
“You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.”
Frank Crane
“A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am.”
Edmond Rostand