“I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again”
Mark Twain
“It is easier to stay out than get out.”
“Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who would otherwise hang us, believe that we are joking.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.”
“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop”
“East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet”
Rudyard Kipling
“I would love to talk to Twain and find out what he would say. I think he would have a real fun twinkle in his eye, then deny it forever.”
Chris Packard