“Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.”
Mark Twain
“Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.”
“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board”
“Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same”
Benjamin Franklin
“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.”
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
Oscar Wilde
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