“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
Mark Twain
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
“There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought --a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!”
“The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.”
George Bernard Shaw
“What a man misses mostly in heaven is company”
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
Voltaire
“Have you noticed there are no interesting people in heaven? -- Just a hint to the girls as to where they can find their salvation.”
Friedrich Nietzsche