“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
Mark Twain
“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
Oscar Wilde
“I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.”
Lord Byron
“Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same”
Benjamin Franklin
“Never take a wife till thou hast a house and a fire to put her in.”
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
“Timothy was so learned he could name a horse in 9 languages, and bought a cow to ride on.”