“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
Mark Twain
“There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought --a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!”
“The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.”
Titus Maccius Plautus
“Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends”
Elbert Hubbard
“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”