“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
Mark Twain
“There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought --a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.”
Titus Maccius Plautus
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends”
Elbert Hubbard
