“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
Mark Twain
“We have the best government that money can buy.”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged and a liberal is a conservative who just got arrested.”
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“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
