“Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.”
Mark Twain
“Repartee: What a person thinks of after he becomes a departee”
Dan Bennett
“I cannot think of any repartee, / I simply wag my great, long, furry ears.”
Eric Bentley
“You ought never to "sass" old people- unless they "sass" you first”
“There was a lot of talk that went on ... it was repartee.”
Rudi Koertzen
“Repartee is what you wish you'd said”
Heywood C. Broun
“We Americans are the best informed people on earth as to the events of the last twenty-four hours; we are the not the best informed as the events of the last sixty centuries”
Will Durant