“You ought never to "sass" old people- unless they "sass" you first”
Mark Twain
“People become stingy as they grow old.”
Sunny Kinger
“Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.”
Homer Simpson
“I know we only live once. But that doesn't mean live fast and die young. There is more youth six feet under! Than the elderly in nursing homes.”
Philip T. M.
“Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.”
“There was a lot of talk that went on ... it was repartee.”
Rudi Koertzen
“Repartee: What a person thinks of after he becomes a departee”
Dan Bennett
