“A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it”
Mark Twain
“ If readers recognized that he was an ass, unaware of his own stupidity, ''your work will be a triumph.”
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
Voltaire
“If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact.”
“If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.”
Albert Einstein
“Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.”
George Bernard Shaw
“The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.”