“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most”
Mark Twain
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“The age of consent should be that of which country you where born”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
