“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.”
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