“Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
Mark Twain
“Blogs are the socialized housing of text”
Christopher Molineux
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization”
George Carlin
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
Winston Churchill
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