“Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson.”
Mark Twain
“God defend me from that Welsh fairy,Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!”
William Shakespeare
“After Zorro, people spoke Spanish to me for ages. I'm Welsh but that movie instantly gave me a new ethnicity.”
Catherine Zeta Jones
“The Welsh are all actors. It's only the bad ones who become professional”
Richard Burton
“Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh.”
“In confirming the appointment of Gareth it has become increasingly evident that the job of Welsh captain is a highly prized and highly sought-after role,”
Mike Ruddock
“I am always banging on about Welsh rugby over here,”
Phil Davies
