“I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.”
Mark Twain
“A master sergeant in the Army is in danger of losing his lavish lifestyle when a Pentagon official threatens to close Fort Baxter,”
Phil Hartman
“If you would ever regret about your life , do watch Indian Army at Siachen Glacier.”
Anonymous
“An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass”
George Washington
“It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts.”
Robert H. Schuller
“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"”
Jon Stewart
“Knowledge is lost without putting it into practice; a man is lost due to ignorance; an army is lost without a commander; and a woman is lost without a husband.”
Chanakya