“Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.”
Mark Twain
“From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each of them exists in some man, sometimes several at the time. Animals are nothing but the portrayal of our virtues and vices made manifest to our eyes, the visible reflections of our souls. God displays them to us to give us food for thought.”
Victor Hugo
“Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one”
Sam Rayburn
“A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one”
“Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.”
Lyndon B. Johnson
“You can lead a horse to water, but a jackass will drive you to drink.”
Jeffrey C. Parkman
“People said, 'You're going to do what? We got a lot of jokes about raising jackasses. We still do.”
Cindy Johnson
